Pregnant! That’s what Lena Komleva wanted to get, and the internet obliged! Since the Russian bachelorette posted her want-ad for a baby-batter donor last week, it was picked up by numerous news outlets… who proceeded to post a random Canadian woman’s face under Komleva’s request for free protein-shakes.
Why the mixup? Besides the fact that the second girl is not only way cuter, they also happen to have similar names!
Elena Komleva, the 23-year-old Canadian, was suddenly inundated with random offers of genetic material from the entire internet! Had she been a 90-year-old Russian Canadian grandmother in a babushka, the internet would have just gone on wasting its DNA in that ever-growing mountain of balled up tissues.
But no, she was hot! In fact, the Canadian Elena Komleva is a part time model. A perfect storm of stiff-wristed ectoplasm was kicked up and Elena was forced to post a Youtube video politely declining the thousands of uninvited offers she’s received.
While the internet gets over its disappointment that Canadian Elena doesn’t want their knuckle frosting, and Russian Elena’s overbearing mother gets over her disappointment that her daughter will be forced to get preggers the old fashioned way (by grinding her hind-quarters into the toilet seat of a Russian Discoteque) it seems a new internet star has been born!
So enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Canadian Elena! We hope you get a reality TV show or at least some modeling gigs out of it. Just make sure those ectoplasm donors can’t find your home address. Seriously…